Dear World –
So what is this thing you just bought? It’s the giant countdown timer we use at every meeting to keep people ontime.* Could also be used to keep track of sports scores, website hits, “Now Serving” numbers, a giant really really bright clock for your house, buy 2 and use the API for a scrolling sign that’s legible from the space station.
*police lights and siren system optional add-on feature, please contact Bob for more information and a quote.
The sky is the limit, and Bob is your chariot, so help him help you. You’ll be the coolest person in your office counting the coffee-cups-consumed-today tally on the wall: you can make it blink continuously!